Thursday, April 19, 2012

Funniest line I've seen in months.

I should have taken a photo of the headline.  As it was, I was in a hurry and only caught a glimpse as I walked by the vending machine.  Still, the words just kinda burn themselves into your funny bone:
Police say bar covered up actions of bouncer
Seriously, read that again.  Just revel in its hubristic glory, and say the key words out loud:
Police say bar covered up actions of bouncer
See, that's just the funniest damn thing I've heard in months.  Who is it, seriously, that gets the irony kickback?  Is it the police spokesman?  Or maybe reporters have an irony consultant on retainer?  Because whoever it is, man, they've gotta just be bankin' with zingers like that one.

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