Police say bar covered up actions of bouncerSeriously, read that again. Just revel in its hubristic glory, and say the key words out loud:
Police say bar covered up actions of bouncerSee, that's just the funniest damn thing I've heard in months. Who is it, seriously, that gets the irony kickback? Is it the police spokesman? Or maybe reporters have an irony consultant on retainer? Because whoever it is, man, they've gotta just be bankin' with zingers like that one.